Old but good - a bit like:
A bloke at the checkout in the supermarket who empties his shopping basket, ready to pay. He has bought: one apple, one pint of milk, one mullers fruit corner, and one diet meal for one.
The checkout girl says: "You're single aren't you?"
He replies, "Yes! how did...
Yep, that was shit. You must have made it up. So here's my crappy home made effort:
Q: What's the best way of contacting Sven Goran Eriksson from your desk?
A: E-mail Heskey