joke de jour
has tickets for the Rugby World Cup Final. As he sits down, another
man comes and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. He
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"The seat is empty." "This is incredible" said the man. "Who in their
right mind would have a seat like this for the World Cup Final, the...
horrendous joke de jour
A NEW SCANDAL IS SET TO ROCK FOOTBALL - SOPHIE ELLIS BEXTOR HAS BEEN
FOUND DEAD IN THE HOTEL ROOM OF A FRENCH FOOTBALLER........
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.....POLICE ARE TREATING IT AS MURDER ON ZIDANES FLOOR