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Coming from you FG, that's probably the richest comment I've ever read on here. :clap:

Bloke goes into a sex shop. Says to the guy behind the counter, "Scuse me mate - you got any of those phallus shaped candles?" "Hundreds, why?" "I suggest you light a few - I've come to disconnect your electricity" No way I'm wearing a coat in this weather. I'll slip quietly out through a...

Typical of the poultry quality of all of them I'm afraid. Ba-doom, chhhh!