Two tramps were walking along the railroad tracks one day and one tramp said to the other, "I'm the luckiest guy in the world".
"Why is that?" said the other tramp.
"Well, I was walking down these tracks last week and I found a £20. I went into town and bought a case of wine and was drunk for...
To lighten the mood, it's Friday joke time
Man goes to the doctor and says "I've got a huge hole in my ass"
The doctor says "drop your pants, bend over and let have a look".
"f*** me!!" says the doctor " what could have made a hole as big as that?"
Patient replies "I've been f***ed by an...