Officers who raided Michael Jacksons home yesterday have confirmed they found "class A's" in the living room, "class B's" in the kitchen and class 4C in the bedroom!!
A festive joke
Paul McCartney is doing his Christmas shopping, He decides to buy Heather a new artificial leg. He wraps it up, takes it home and hides it in
the wardrobe.
However, Heather is doing her housework a couple of days later, and she finds it.
So she phones up Paul, and says "That's...