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Surprised nobody's resurrected this one: A new Robert de Niro movie is going to be based on Harold Shipman's life...going to be called 'The Old Dear Hunter'.:blush:

Little Timmy, was a mean, arrogant, foul-mouthed brat, and Timmy's father was tired of it. Christmas was coming up, so he gave his son an ultimatum: Behave yourself and you'll get what you want for Christmas; keep acting like a jerk and you'll get a pile of dog crap in place of the gift. Timmy...

What do you call a gangster who likes pulling up the back of peoples pants? Wedgie Kray:shootself

Woman gets a job as a trainee M.O.T. tester. "Right" says the old mechanic, "we'll start off with something easy by checking the rear left indicator". "What's one of them"? she says. "The orange coloured light-now, is it working"? Yes....no...yes...no.... I'll get me overalls!