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Two blokes working on a building site One says to the other, 'Why have you got L and R on your boots?' The other bloke says, 'Left and Right'. First bloke thinks for a minute, then says, 'I wondered why my missus has got 'C and A' on her knickers....' :wave:

A Texas oil billionaire has triplet sons On their eighteenth birthdays, he asks them what they want for a present Son one asks for a toy plane, so dad buys him American Airlines Son two asks for a toy car, so dad buys him Chevrolet Motors Son three asks for a cowboy outfit, so dad buys...

What's better than roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A goldfish

How many fish can you get in a pair of tights? 2 soles 2 (h)eels and a wet pla(i)ce