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  1. Trufflehound

    Rubbish Jokes

    I went to a French restaurant the other day. I had frog's legs. It was a right bugger getting my trousers on.
  2. Trufflehound

    Rubbish Jokes

    Mary had a little lamb. But it was always gruntin' So she took it out the back one day. And kicked its little c**t in.
  3. Trufflehound

    Rubbish Jokes

    Mary had a little lamb. She also had some peas and a couple of roast potatoes.
  4. Trufflehound

    Rubbish Jokes

    Mary had a little lamb. The midwife fainted.
  5. Trufflehound

    Rubbish Jokes

    My dog's got no nose. The vet was horrified.
  6. Trufflehound

    Rubbish Jokes

    Knock Knock Come in! Well, the specification was for "rubbish" jokes.
  7. Trufflehound

    Rubbish Jokes

    I went to the doctor's the other day. I said: "Doctor, I can never remember the punchline to any jokes."

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