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Do you know how copper wire was invented ?? Two Scotsmen fighting over a penny.

The EU has just announced that with immediate effect all Euro notes will be printed on Greece proof paper.

The wife texted me the other day saying she was in casualty... I got home last night and watched all fifty minutes and I did not see her once lying cow...... She is still not home, I'm bloody starving....

What's got four legs and goes woof..... ? Piper Alpha.

What's white and lives in the Australian bush.... ? Skippy The Bushkangafridge...

I bought some shoes off a drug dealer.... I don't know what he laced them with.... But I have been trippin' all day...........

Why did the snowman have a smiley face..... Because he heard the snowblower was coming...