Hey. Do you like coffee?
Because I need to espresso my feelings.
How do you make a tissue dance?!?
You put a little boogie in it!!!!
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
Because he doesn't want to be spotted
I was on an engineering website forum today, talking to a guy about the advantages of 12mm 1.25 pitch bolt, to which he replied saying he needed information regarding the 8mm 1.5 pitch bolt.
I was in the wrong thread...