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How do you make your dick longer ? Measure it yourself

A Chinese guy sat down at the bar and says to the person next to him, "Hi. My name's wong, and I'm Chinese." The guy says, "My name's Goldberg, and I'm Jewish and I hate Chinese!" "You hate Chinese... Why?" "Cause they bombed pearl harbor!" "The Chinese didn't bomb pearl harbor, the Japanese...

What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? Their balls are just for decoration

A small boy was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!" The copper said, "What's he like?" The little boy replied, "Beer and women

Bloke lost his ear in an accident at work.. Doctor says, "We can do you a transplant..But it'll have to be a Pigs ear!!" Bloke says, "Will it work the same??" He said, "Yes..But there might be a little bit of crackling

Why is a woman like a computer?? Because you never know how much you need them until they go down on you