It is easy to underestimate how stupid most footballers are. Bas Savage's mental capacity was shown by the colour of his hair on Boxing Day. By dying his hair with red-and-blue stripes, he managed to piss off both Albion and Millwall fans.
Let's face it, Nathan Jones is to intellectualism what Pol Pot was to human rights in Cambodia. It's hardly surprising that he behaves like the numbskull that he is. It's a shame that he won't be returning to Withdean again this season.