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:sick: Lovely.

Yes, yes. Sadly we're all too aware that women LIKE to talk. :( How old does jizz have to be before it's not fit for purpose? Anyone know?

:D If he'd jizzed over his brake blocks then you'd have a point. But did he? If he did it over the seat, then the only affect would be a wet arse for the next rider of the bicycle. Anyone who has cycled in the rain will KNOW that whilst unpleasant, is NOT life threatening. And anyway, I...

Totally agree. Amusing though it might be, what sort of TWAT goes out of his way to have this bloke arrested for pleasuring himself, in private, whilst doing no harm to anybody else. There is a wanker somewhere in this story, and it isn't the bloke with the bike...