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Twas Steves wedding, you old silly. The tata's wern't really up to scratch.

Glad to be of service.

He's fine thanks Barnet. He's a bit gay though, cos he only likes me. When I let him out, he's all over me like a RASH, will not leave me alone. If anyone tries to take him off me, he physically ATTACKS them. He'll sit on my shoulder whistling tunes in my ear, groom my hair, and scavenge...

I hope so Marc. I hope so.

I didn't bother with that BROCCOLI on Saturday. The chicken wasn't bad, but the roast tatties were a bit hard. Don't like MELON either. Tch.

I thought I could smell cabbage.

Hello boys *cheeky wink*

Only my heart.

*wanders in* nothing to see here *wanders out*

Might go to WORTHING tomorrow if its not all RAINY I m stroking my chins over READING as well. You could say I m UNDECIDED. Shant bother with ful-HAM though, what a waste of a Friday that ll be.

Good afternoon Martin. I trust you are well.

Oh I don't KNOW I havn't really thought it through. I was typing from the hip.

Nor do I. If anything, its an INVASION of my civil liberties and statutory rights. Or something.

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Oh lordy. It all starts again on Saturday doesn't it. I'm steering WELL clear of here.

I'm about to have a pork luncheon meat sandwich and a bag of McCoys. Found a chicken drumstick at the back of the fridge as well, but I'm not sure its been cooked properly. Might risk it.

I'd love to. A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away....

She's far too pure and innocent to do something as degrading as stripping for money. Unfortunately.

No wonder people are leaving this site in their DROVES :D

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