To the tune of Another One Bites the Dust:
Duh duh duh
Another Cruyff turn from Gross,
Duh duh duh,
Another Cruyff turn from Gross,
And another Cruyff turn
And another Cruyff turn
Another Cruyff turn from Gross
HE'S GONNA GET YOU TOO!
Another Cruyff turn from Gross