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The term 'bottled it' is massively overused these day, particularly amongst tedious online PL banter merchants, but having been 12 clear at the top of the league in January, Walsall have absolutely bottled first the title and now promotion. Their fans must be absolutely sick.

All this talk of this being a transitional season will look pretty daft if we sell Mitoma AND Pedro over the summer, we can't honestly expect any kind of improvement if we're selling two of our best players every season and replacing them with more kids.

Will Zack Crawley hit the century he needs to ensure he's undroppable for the next 18 months?

I think the collective headloss from Manchester United fans and pundits for losing to Spurs of all people would be too sweet to miss ("It's unacceptable, This in Manchesteh Yanarted Football Club" etc etc). Plus we've got a better chance of winning on Sunday if they've all been on the piss for...

A Harry Kane special done on Minteh there

Blimey just when I thought my football mojo couldn't get any lower the thought of tonight being the end of Mitoma has just sent it burrowing through the earth's crust ☹️

They're bantering about who's car is fastest now 🥱 makes me long for John Lees and his birdwatching

Should have been disallowed for the golf swing celebration

Unless you get bowled for a first ball duck a week later...

I know people love to idolise European fan culture but thank god we don't have to put up with some coked up wanker with a megaphone droning on for 90 minutes. Anyway great game this.

Had my first game of the season on Saturday... bowled for a second ball duck, then sent down a wide and a double-bouncer no ball in my only over - the only way is up!

Having married an Edmontonian I went to an Oilers game earlier in the season at Rodgers Place which was great fun. Despite being a hockey novice it was pretty apparent that Connor McDavid was operating on a different level to everyone one else out there, a bit like watching Messi when he was at...

Saying this has to be one of the most undignified things a Brighton manager has done since Micky Adam's fateful trip to the Little Chef.

To see him get sacked outright would still be a surprise but when he sits down with the club hierarchy at the end of the season I could well see a mutual agreement call it quits. The club can get someone new in without seeming too harsh and he can go back to a league where they play 10 fewer...

Give it about two days for the "we used to play at Gillingham" merchants to turn up on here and tell us how great all of this is.

Live stream: https://www.youtube.com/live/YTlskgGSweY?feature=shared

Looking back, re-signing Milner (and offering Lallana a new deal) was the first sign of just how muddled our recruitment was going to be last summer. Even the most optimistic of onlookers could see last season that the guy was knackered and being a good presence in the dressing/treatment room...

No shade on Bart but I'd certainly rather him get sold over the summer than any of our other key players. Would be nice if we could bring in a keeper with a bit of experience/leadership to help settle the defence a bit. I'd seriously question the judgement of anyone who'd move to Manchester...

Okay but what about the scrambled eggs?