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    Embarrassing Parents.

    Sorry to get serious but mine was when at school having to sometimes walk home past my alcoholic father and his fellow lush "mates", sitting on a bench drinking. My mother always knew if this had happened just by seeing me on arrival home. Needless to say I've never had owt to do with him and he...
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    How do you like your women's pubes?

    Caught between my teeth.:p :lolol:
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    Are British women in the Ryemans League

    Here's an interesting "fact", when I lived in Japan for four years ALL but two of my english chums ended up marrying (not just going out with) Japanese women. And half of those arrived with partners - tis the way of the world out there. Have to say was great to see your "Provincial Princess"...
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    Ever felt you have been short changed at a gig?

    Stone Roses - Club Citta, Kawasaki Japan; came on at 7 finished at 8 and that was that! Still, got in for nowt via the roadies, hung out backstage, watched the sound-check - the band, by the way, were top geezers, no attitude or owt. Also, as a result, went to 2nd Tokyo gig. Simple Minds -...
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    What would be your ideal job?

    Rock star/musician - all you have to do is come up with 10 decent songs every 18 months or so, just make sure you can play them properly and "rock", tour the world being fawned for so successful/creative/rich and use those experiences as inspiration for the next album if necessary. Also use your...
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    If u had to choose a film star to be manager of the Albion, who would it be and why?

    Ralph "Camberwell Carrot" North - an obvious choice me thinx.
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    Hoddle ready to return

    Loser as a player (yeah, yeah "great player" but show me de medals!) loser as a manager. Career "highlight" in club management is "Swindon" - and that thru a play-off. With a smaller club he can be the big fish in the small pond he's happy to play. Difference at a Prem' club is a player knows...
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    Man City Violence on BBC3

    Amongst others last night it was interesting to hear that trouble around the Perugia v Dundee game was caused by "english" fans. Reminds me of Heysel '85 when the Scousers were insistent that those mainly responsible were fans of Chelsea, West Ham and Millwall. Sounds like the Uefa Cup is like...
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    Your favourite world destination.

    Tokyo - you have to go to know (lived there for four years, went back for the World Cup last year). Boracy in the Philippines - idyll. New Zealand - south island.
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    Your favourite European side ?

    Deportivo la Coruna for me too and here's why : Went out there for a few days in 2000 when Arsenal played them in Uefa cup and based myself in Compostela, an hour south (where that fan died last week). Stayed in Coruna night of game and after ended up going out all night til 7am on a bar crawl...
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    Your favourite European side ?

    ddd
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    The Children's TV character that is most 'you'

    Well, after some deliberation I've decided I'm Mr Benn. How I wish I could just pop into a shop, swap my normal clothes (don't ever wear a suit anyway) for some action gear and escape for a while into some excitement and adventure before being safely led back into the shop where I hand the...
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    Films - Best of British

    A tad surprised none of those late 50s/early 60s gritty films have had a mention. Ya know the type : Charlie Bubbles, Saturday Night Sunday Morning (surely the strangest appearance by Liza Minelli in a film, or was that Charlie B...), Room At The Top, Loneliness Of The Long Distance Runner et...
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    Films - Best of British

    Local Hero - top top film with a top message, the oil dude who comes over to buy up 20 miles of coastline for a refinery but gets transformed and finds himself, via the odd 10 year old malt. 20 years ago - cor blimey.... As for The Ipcress File many years in my first full time I worked with guy...
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    One Woman

    Whoever it is she wouldn't be english? The more attractive an english girl is the more up her arse (think "princess") she goes. Aussie women (an oxymoron there) are just not worth the hassle. So its got to Spanish or Japanese, or someone from the Isobel Adjani/Juliette Binoche/Virginie Le Doyen...
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    Euro 2004 tix

    Here is the perfect site for those going to and/or interested in Euro 2004 in Portugal. Soccerphile.com was originally set up as an all round guide to all things concerned with the World Cup last year in Japan (I got to see 2 Italy games and 2 Ireland ones. If I'd just sorted myself out instead...
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    What is it about Leeds?

    I had a New Year's Eve in Leeds in the late 80s, a "unique" experience. After we got back after total random "gumming" in th club where we went, I crashed on the floor while seconds later mate's sister proceeded to get shagged next to me by bouncer from club. Kindly told me he'd "poured the lot"...
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    Best goal celebration

    Roger Milla and the dance with the corner flag. And for those romantics out there Raul always kissing his wedding ring when he scores. And for the oldies the Mick Channon arm swivel and the Stuart Pearson arm in the air. Alan Sunderland mouthing all kinds of obscenities about Man Utd after...
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    The best thing about the summer...

    Best bit about summer is when your mates realise what your bird looks like with a short skirt and small top and its all yours. Shagging in the countryside :smokin:
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    Sod's Law

    When you really need a dump in a pub - you go in, full of relief and bang! No toilet paper. Then the lovely task of having to ask one of the barstaff for a restock. In full view of assemble punters. That gorgeous girl who was too shy to ask you out and tells you years later, while complaining...

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