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I asked AI because that’s the only thing to do obvs. “Estimating conservatively, the implied probability of Palace being excluded might be around 20-30%, based on the uncertainty highlighted in reports and the complexity of UEFA’s decision-making process.” It’ll still never happen but it’s a...

Not me, but a woman I know went to a spa hotel with her husband a few months ago and had a chat with a couple of young men in the hot tub who it turned out were professional footballers. She said they were lovely, and quite nice looking but didn't get their names though she thought they were...

Back in the news again https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/uk/captain-toms-daughter-hannah-ingram-moore-pay-double/

Football at the weekends, from the moment I leave the house until I get home, is my one bit of switching off from work and family and home and I really notice the weeks when it's not there whether during summer or during international breaks. So I'll be trying to find something that provides a...

The last Avatar film, which I had to go to twice having upset mini-Exile by falling asleep for most of it first time around. The second time I promised to stay awake and - I appreciate this is slightly mad - I found myself trying to remember as much as I could about the Conventicle Act of 1664...

I went to a wedding once where the bride had her - amazing looking - dress sewn out of her late father’s old white work shirts. The nicest idea and a lot of people suddenly chopping onions when they saw it and knew the story.

I feel a bit for the referee. Human error, however costly, is still human error and he’s got weeks now to dwell on it before he has the opportunity to have a good game and get it out of his system. I hope that first game back when he might be more prone to pressure induced errors isn’t with us...

I guess at least they’ll be equally disappointed!

Trains moving again but worth keeping an eye on still

Victoria line is currently borked with a defective train blocking the line, currently being held at Oxford Circus on a train hotter than Hades. Maybe look for alternatives or keep an eye on it before boarding. Been fun all round on the way in - a kid got on at Haywards Heath with a piece of...

Am I up myself? Only when there’s no one better available.

Both have made a load of money by building influence through doing nothing but providing an outlet for people's complaints and fears while offering zero in the way of practical solutions that'll make life better for most who support them. Absolutely grifters. By definition politicians too, and...

Yesterday I was out in London and saw an altercation between two elderly tourists and a young woman at a venue - I don't want to say where because the person was so intent on getting publicity I want nothing to do with it if it gets further awareness. The long and short of it is though, she...

Why do they take their tops off? It’s like watching bags of mayonnaise trying to slap each other into sentience.

Having a name that fits easily into a preferably pre-existing song is the missing part of Tony’s algorithm.

Sunderland, just because it'd be nice to have a different ground to go to for a season.

Wonder what the atmosphere was like in The Font at the end?

I read a thing recently about subjectivity in decision-making that said something along the lines of those who see a good outcome only coming from the elimination of a negative rather than from maximising a positive tend to have less fulfilling experiences and less joy in life than those who...

I think USG should loan him immediately to Leeds with an option to recall, then on 15th August recall him and sell him to us.