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They have chosen to show us the dress rehearsal of August's Community Shield game.

I have been very clear on my thoughts on the Orange Buffoon. But you really do have to respect his ability to extort in broad daylight and STILL retain the support of tens of millions of people. It's extraordinary how obviously corrupt and self-serving he is without any risk of facing any real...

In truth, Dragon's Den would do a lot worse than adopt, "Man has idea" as its tag line. Not very woke, but very apt!

Hojlund really wasn't. He was just a plodding young player, not really pulling up any trees or scoring any goals. Whatever United saw in him, paying north of £60m for him was ridiculous. 26 goals in 94 games is actually better than I'd have expected to see, but it's awful for a number 9.

He didn't commit a criminal offence.

No problem if he's played his last game for us - the ending won't be remembered, but his performances and goals in the Europa League will be. The only thing preventing him being remembered as a legend is that he was only here for 2 years, but we're going to turn a huge profit on him and he'll...

Yes I do, all the time prats like Chuck Shumer is the Leader in the Senate. At least Pelosi is no longer front and centre in the House, but both of those characters have clung to power forever and have done serious damage. More damage than Joe Biden did, in my opinion. The future of the...

I agree - I think we're making incremental progress with the squad and in my opinion, you're on the money with the last comment. I think we need to put a lot of effort into bringing through our own young women - if we can start producing players ready to step into the team, that will make a huge...

To be honest, the Women's game is years and years of development away from having a consistent level of quality throughout the top flight. The disparity in ability is amazing across the league and only the really top teams have achieved something close to a consistent level of ability in the...

Can I just stop you there - that's the problem. The average age of the Democratic congresspeople is a massive handicap. They're being opposed across the country by younger opponents and it's about time. There are too many lifetime Senators and Representatives squatting in seats - get out of...

They aren't beating us to anything at all. This is good PR, but in truth it's just a financial decision. It doesn't really benefit the women's team to inherit the stadium. It's good for the fans to still be able to go to their old ground, great for the young generation of fans, etc. But this...

I really like it when one of the miserable energy-sappers on here gets told off in an eloquent and deserved manner.

That is an absolutely magnificent take down write up! Elite tier, chapeau. Or, to put it another way - FINISH HIM.

I'm willing to drown in a puddle on this one.

Beadle Kadioglu Van Hecke Dunk Estupinan Hinshelwood Baleba Minteh Rutter Sancho Welbeck I think we'll have sold Verbruggen and Rushworth to freshen up our GK options, for starters. I also suspect we'll sell Mitoma and Joao Pedro's as good as gone. I would like to see Bounnanotte given his...

It's going to absolutely ruin Sky's "race for 8th" promotional package if Palace win the Cup. On the one hand, f*** Manchester City. For so, so many reasons. But on this occasion, up the City! All the financial doping is forgiven, for 90 mins. Go and get the job done, lads.

Absolutely nothing. And identifying complete bellends on North Stand Chat, @portlock seagull .

Really sorry to hear this, horrible experience for everyone involved. Unfortunately, I have nothing as productive as @chickens said (what a thing to type), but I would urge you to keep talking to her. Keep listening to her and if she's not wanting to face her reality or speak about it with you...

That was actually part of the damage done during the crash!

This was on the Kingsway this morning, a 30mph road. I wonder what speed they were doing to take out the lamp post to such an extent. Drive safely, everyone. For all the debate about speed limits and the safety of vehicles, stopping distances etc - the reality is that cars will crash and this is...