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Love the new range of Tesco's 'Market value' salads. Free newt with every lettuce. This little beauty lived in our fridge for two days, before crawling out from the middle of a lettuce and scaring the life out of my wife. :D Tasted lovely too;)

Yes. Bring it on. Less money on condoms = more money for White Lightning. Win win :)

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Most excellent:rave:

Doh! Spelling and grammar not a strong point. Spent a lot of nights at Sterns trying to score F's

:smokin:Enjoyed that. Happy Daze. Must of been @ sterns about same time as Caveman. Good times.

I had my bell-end photographed by a doctor at Worthing hospital once. Well, he said he was a doctor.

:clap2: Needs a bypass

Mark Lawrenson 79/80 Presenting trophies at St Andrews in Worthing. Remember the crafty fag on the way to KFC for Baked potato lunch (14p) more though.

Just have to say. As a newbie to NSC I've found the support offered to Falkor throughout this thread pretty amazing. Hats off to you all, and best wishes to Falkor. Hope everything works out.

House\techno\trance. Anything that makes me look a complete sad act as I'm prancing around the house with the ipod volume set to 11. Welcome to Viking Trance Online Radio

Fat legs Dupree! Sounds more like a medical condition.

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Out the window, aimed at the first car I see with eyelashes, or 'Powered by fairydust' graphics.

Brian: I love these gigs...what a craic! Jesse: I'm f***ing sure my agent's email said 'It'll be a doddle.' NOT A f***ing POODLE!!

When a man's gotta chew.....Texan bars. If the firing squad doesn't get you, the diabetes will. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqqHbhnZBwA

Not the first post, I anticipated to such a fine forum. But you might like this...Then again, might not. Mighty Seagulls.....Tango down. http://enemyoftheestate.bravesites.com/entries/general/the-mighty-seagulls-tango-down-