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Wife: what do you want for your birthday? Me: I’d like a baboon arse please..

Until I figure out how to attach an image if someone could put up the Clockwork Orange poster it would be appreciated

I’d bring back Pans People

Once they start grumbling & needing attention, could continue for years- my advice would be to sack her off & get a new wife 👍

EasyJet flight 101 to South Croydon is ready for boarding..

Dead: Friday - Beastie Boys Sat - The Clash Sun - Chuck Berry (Legends slot). Bob Marley & Wailers Alive Friday - Beyonce Sat - ABBA Sun - Stevie Wonder (Legends slot). REM Just like to add this is NOT who I want to see & would be a completely different choice tomorrow!

Oi, Is that you Michael?

Would have staked my house on this being an obscure Joe Strummer number - Good job I didn't...I'd be homeless now!!

Okay, let’s have another go - This wasn’t bad for a 1960 b side from The Crickets:

Hangin’ on the telephone was the first one I thought of too, but this was second - I love rock & roll Oops, see someone’s already listed it…bugger!

After 28 years together, the wife & I still go out for a romantic meal once a week…she goes on a Tuesday & I go on Thursdays!

I have relied on the old stalwart Nick Cave for this beauty from Lay me low: They'll sound a fluegelhorn And the sea will rage, and the sky will storm All man and beast will mourn When I go Honourable mention to The Ramones in Teenage Lobotomy: Now I guess I’ll have to tell ‘em That I’ve got...

Power corruption & lies - new order Miami - gun club Ocean rain - echo & the bunnies Psychocandy - Jesus & Mary chain Bikini red - screaming blue messiahs More songs about love & hate - godfathers Psychedelic furs - psychedelic furs StoneAge romeos - hoodoo gurus Zombie birdhouse - iggy pop A...

This one is pretty good...Peter O’Toole (Legend) had a rather good grasp on drunk!

Blimey, had to rescue this page from the depths of nsc...anyway, didn’t know where else to put this but trust the Flaming Lips chaps to solve the problem of putting on a gig

As always when this question arises, this is top of my list.

As much as I love the big man, whenever this happens I feel slightly ashamed

Actually knew Gen (and Paula), hence my username, he was a really nice mild mannered (eccentric) guy, who had a great catalogue of stories to tell. I’d not seen him for years but it was always nice to know He/She was still testing uncharted waters. People who have no idea about TG or TOPY could...

In 1977 Iggy Pop released ‘Success’ the b-side was ‘The Passenger’