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A thread I'll ignore before it gets locked. You can see the direction of travel this is going to take without having Potter's degree in touchy feely bollocks to know the outcome. Happy days.

I have a variation on that. The Arsenal fans thinking the Red card was for Veltman before realising that it was Rice. Perfection. The looks on their faces was priceless. I also really enjoyed Anthony Gordon being sent off at Newcastle. Simply because no one at the ground knew he had been sent...

My youngest son had colic. He cried for hours on end in the evening for no reason that we could understand. In such circumstances, films with complex plots were off limits at that time so I watched any old Statham film that happend to be on the telly. I won't hear a bad word about Crank. It's...

I coach a kids football team. Good kids but a few of them like Tate. Majority don't to be fair but a few do. People - presumably - our age can see him for the bell he is. It's the younger age kids that need tapping into to find the answer.

"Loving Husband"

At least do it properly Chim chiminey, chim chiminey, chim chim cher-oo I like to watch it even if you don't like too. And yes, it's POPPINS.

I preferred it when we wound up the lads on push bikes in their yellow tops who thought they were Lance Armstrong in the off season.

7 quid a pint to drink out of a plastic glass takes the absolute piss. I've become used to this kind of shit at the ground but there's no need for it in a pub. Plastic glasses should be reserved outside of major sporting events to Student unions and dodgy boozers with protective glass across...

The exact words I was going to post. We weren't trusted to have pints in a pint glass or pool cue chalk just because. Did catch up with some friends who I didn't know would be there but that and the 15 quid Bacon Cheeseburger were about the only positives. I certainly wouldn't bother with the...

Twitter used to be a great place when an event was on. The opening ceremony of the 2012 Olympics was probably the peak but it was also great for breaking news. Unfortunately, that's now been weaponised by the Trumpites who wish to spread disinformation. If it's pushing Tommy Robinson, that's a...

I used to enjoy Twitter and wasted more time on there than here a few years ago. Like you, I rarely go there now but did last night for a peak. Jesus Christ. The first video it wanted to show me was from Tommy Robinson with all the predictable replies. It didn't get any better from there...

Chelsea are the only club stupid enough to offer us that sort of money and they don't appear to be interested.

No one is offering us 40 million for a player with one year left on his contract who has shown no interest in signing a new one.

It is indeed my old man foot and not my 12 inch cock.

Very apt they spelt that one wrong. At least the front is timeless this time around.

Love the T-Shirt and love the fact they've made their annual spelling balls up. Don't ever change BHAFC

The trouble with Weiffer is that every now and again he has a rick in him and I'm not harking back to that one. He had a good game yesterday but gave away the penalty and likewise against Wolves (away) he almost gifted them a goal despite being MOM. Besides all that, we had absolutely no...

Exactly how I saw it. It wasn't quite an obvious goodbye as Enciso at Man Utd was but it wasn't far off.

If ever a season was summed up in a game it was today. When we are all full of hope before a game we should win, we do our best to make hard work of it. Then, in the second half we absolutely destroyed the Europa league winners like they were Mansfield when we all think it's going to go to...

It's a solid 8 today. Football that means something is always a good day out even if it ultimately might end in disappointment. The f***ing arsehole train driver who deliberately ensured I missed my connecting train has dropped it from a nine.