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The tit Jordan, rather than the 2 titted Jordan, rumbled me when he caught me loaning the first team out to Grantham(Leigh RMI wouldn't take them). so I got sacked. Just half an hour to take down the albion posters from my office wall and hitch up my Caravan. Have managed to recruit a couple of...

He says its embarrassing and if the Croydon advertiser gets hold of it it will cause trouble. I told him that as no one in Croydon is litterate it wont matter and I also told him to f*** off as I was planning this week ends defeat. He disappeared into a cudboard with his fishnet tights on, a...

Good that my lads managed to help Gillingham overcome their losing run. The way things are going I should get palace below them in a week or so. Once in the bottom 3 palace will be there for the rest of the season regardless if Jordan Rumbles me or not. Steve XXX

As you may be aware I have infiltrated the palace scum at one of the highest levels and have been working hard to bring about their demise. After a rather embarrassing start things have improved to the exstent that i am confident that Palace will be in the th bottom 3 by the end of November. I...