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The tit Jordan, rather than the 2 titted Jordan, rumbled me when he caught me loaning the first team out to Grantham(Leigh RMI wouldn't take them). so I got sacked. Just half an hour to take down the albion posters from my office wall and hitch up my Caravan. Have managed to recruit a couple of...

Whos bozza?

None of my players have a functional brain.

Wont make any difference, even Jesus couldn't save that shower of shite.:lolol:

A joke. An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes. The 1st passenger said, "I am Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball player; the Lakers need me, I can't afford to die." So he took the 1st pack and left the plane. The 2nd passenger, Hillary...

He says its embarrassing and if the Croydon advertiser gets hold of it it will cause trouble. I told him that as no one in Croydon is litterate it wont matter and I also told him to f*** off as I was planning this week ends defeat. He disappeared into a cudboard with his fishnet tights on, a...

Kember stays positive Report: Gillingham 1-0 C Palace Crystal Palace manager Steve Kember said the club would work hard to overcome their dismal recent run of form. The Eagles have won just one of their last 12 games in Division One after a good start which leaves them just three points...

A lot of Desperado's in this thread.:nono:

There'll be more chance of the pope scoring than freeman, I'm getting him to wear diving boots to improve his performances. Steve XX

Good that my lads managed to help Gillingham overcome their losing run. The way things are going I should get palace below them in a week or so. Once in the bottom 3 palace will be there for the rest of the season regardless if Jordan Rumbles me or not. Steve XXX

"Brighton are going down! " not when I loan them any player they want. Steve XXX

Have faith Tooting. By the end of the season you will split your sides laughing. I am planning on loaning out Freeman to Accrington Stanley for the rest of the season. I would loan them Andy Johnstone but the fat bastard wont fit in my Mini as well. Steve XXX

Last night I managed to distract the defence in the final minute by waving my talliwacker at them, then Kuqi scored, I love it when a plan comes together. Steve. XXX

As you may be aware I have infiltrated the palace scum at one of the highest levels and have been working hard to bring about their demise. After a rather embarrassing start things have improved to the exstent that i am confident that Palace will be in the th bottom 3 by the end of November. I...