Mr Referee, whoever you, please call the game off now and save us all a lot of heartache.
I have a 60 mile journey to get there and have just measured 9 inches of snow in my garden and it is still snowing - and forecast to do so for the next 24 hours.
Even if the pitch can be cleared, what...
In the year 2008 the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in England and said:
'Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me. Build another Ark and save two of every living thing along with a few good humans.'
He gave Noah the CAD...