A boy is at court talking to a judge. He is abused at home. The judge says "Boy, do you want to live with your mum?".
"No", the boy replies, "She beats me.".
"Ok then, do you want to live with your dad?", the judge asks.
Once again the boy says, "No, he beats me."
"Fine then", says the judge...
Oh Ryan Harley, you are the love of my life
Oh Ryan Harley, I'll let you shag my wife
Oh Ryan Harley, I love your ginger hair too
Me n my mate are getting this started at Leicester so we need everyone to know the words to get it going :)