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Sorry if it offends The dodo died. Then Dodi died, Di died and Dando died... Dido must be sh*tting herself.

After a long night of making love, the man notices a photo of another man on his partner's nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry. "Is this your husband?" he nervously asks. "No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him. "Your boyfriend, then?" he continues. "No, not at all," she...

A young woman in Southampton was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself from the Harbour wall. She went down to the wall and was about to leap into the frigid water when a handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the edge of the bridge, crying. He took pity on her...

A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard which is full and...

I received this story today and had to laugh. Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an hour east of Bakersfield, CA, some folks, new to boating, were having a problem. No matter how hard they tried, they couldn't get their brand new 22 foot boat, going. It was very...

I would like to thank both grabers and cirC for their help with downloads and wish all Nsc a verry happy Christmas

I have just joined a music download setup (24/7 is the name) has anyone ever used them? I have to admit I am lost trying to find music, videos and games it appears to be on other peoples computers after that I give up

At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy asking what time the bar opens. "It opens at noon" answers the clerk. About an hour later he gets a call from the same guy, sounding even drunker. "What time does the bar open?" he asks. "Same time as before... Noon." replies...

80,000 blondes meet for a "Blondes Are Not Stupid" Convention. The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?" A blonde gingerly works her way through the crowd and steps up to the stage. The leader asks her, "What is 15 plus...

A young executive was leaving the office at 6pm when he found the CEO (Chief Executive Officer) standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in hand. "Listen," said the CEO, "this is important, and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?" "Certainly," said the young...

If it has already been suggested I am sorry, but could we not put aside one day for all posts to pay a pound each towards the fighting fund, which could be collected by a member of the NSC. and sent as a donation from the NSC as a collective? It could be a bit of a laugh for those opposed to...

May have been posted before. Bill Gates is hanging out with the chairman of General Motors. "If automotive technology had kept pace with computer technology over the past few decades," boasts Gates, "you would now be driving a V-32 instead of a V-8, and it would have a top speed of 10,000...

HElp give NUFC back to the supporters http://www.petitiononline.com/mod_perl/signed.cgi?toon

ALL the organs of the body were having a meeting to try to decide who is in charge. The brain said, "I should be in charge, because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen." "I should be in charge," said the heart, "because I pump the blood and circulate oxygen all...

Gave me a laugh although it may be old A father asks his son, now aged 10, if he knows about the birds and the bees. "I don't want to know!" the child said, bursting into tears. Confused, the father asked his son what was wrong. "Oh dad," he sobbed, "at age six I got the...

I must ask you for advise, can I afford a season ticket this year to watch Torrevieja FC it is 35.00 Euro (£22.50) but does include free away travel. http://www.torryarmy.com/ Do you think its good value?

Always wear underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle. From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping...

There was a chicken and a horse playing together on a farm one day. The horse fell into a mudpit and yelled to the chicken to run to the house and get the farmer. The chicken ran to the house and the farmer was nowhere to be found. So, it got into the farmer's BMW and pulled the horse out with...

If this has already been posted sorry Showing on Fansfc Trio arrive at Brighton & Hove Albion Football Club 20:02 7/13/2004 Brighton & Hove Albion Football Club have handed trials to three foreign strikers. Mail The Brighton & Hove Albion Journo Leave A Comment On Our Message Board Send...

Having sat reading a number of posts claiming that Micky Adams is wonderful and far better than MM, discuss. For what it's worth I feel that MM's record with the Albion is superb, in his first season he took us up, and he has remained with us so certainly loyalty so far, and all this with no money.