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Barmaid turns up Carnage ! Smirnoff brings Poisoned ! Anyone know any others...?

I think Frank Muir (obviously if he were alive) whispering and lisping gently... 'I'm affffwaid it's terminal Mr Moseley'.

I work in a kitchen above a pub and what with the hot weather, the windows are open. All afternoon this blokes' voice has risen above all the general hubbub of a busy place. He seems to have a few wafers in his gob, as well as a very deep monotone gravelly delivery, that gets right in. I don't...

R.I.P. Molly Sugden

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Chunky and macho, or slim and stylish... I currently sport a chunky military De Tomaso watch which is shockproof, apparently bulletproof and waterproof. I bought it secondhand. (!) And it tells the time.

Aged 62 of an ongoing heart defect.