Why is this man in the dugout every week? I thought he was the reserve team coach? What's he doing in there coaching the first team for?! He's non league standard, our club is going nowhere with him involved. Everyone knows it. Bloom just doesn't. Yet.
Well ok. I was just lounging, as you do, infront of the telly... in the old boxers and shirt; legs far apart on my sofa. now the sofa is near the window BUT NO ONE IS SUPPOSED TO LOOK IN! I was lazily having a scratch at the old genitles with a bowl of crunchy nut cornflakes resting lazily on my...
water proof trousers? I saw many a nerd today standing out there with them on... how many of you wore them or were you hard like me (or stupid) and wore jeans?