ok ok, this ones better
2 weasels walked in to a bar and had a couple of drinks, the first one says to the other one "I SLEPT WITH UR MOTHER", the second one looks at hm with a funny look, and the whole bar goes quiet to see what the 2nd one will say, and then the 1st weasel says again, I SLEPT...
I am the Ocado Man, I bring groceries through your door into your kitchen.
I won't break or drop a single thing how could you ask for more?
Oca, Oca, Ocado, Ocado, Ocado
Groceries from Waitrose, Oca, Ocado
Our packers hand pick all your goods carefully, wearing gloves.
Into my van it's put...
yes funnily enough i was there only yesterday, as soon as the park opened i ran to stealth..... i waited a little longer for the front seats..... i almost shat myself as it shot forward and was going up. But the feeling wasnt as strange as detonator!!