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Andy Murray continued his preparation for the new season with an impressive win over Roger Federer in Abu Dhabi. The British number one came through 4-6 6-2 7-6 (8-6) and will face Rafael Nadal in the final of the exhibition event on Saturday. Get your downloadable Andy Murray mask HERE BBC...

Can't believe nobody's started this already... 1. Falmer digging starts 2. Man City win 3. Colin Hawkins bullet header goal 4. Stewards dismembering bloke in H Block 5. HB&B calling up the phone-in to say he hadn't had a chance to listen to the game and could Harty please provide him with a...

'"Let the messiah come... may I be worthy to sit in the shadow of his donkey's dung." :ohmy: (from BBC News) The manager of a tourist centre in the Holy Land has come up with an unusual idea for a souvenir. Visitors to Menachem Goldberg's tourist compound at Kedem village in Galilee can buy...

At great personal risk of fixtures, THPP brings you... 'Sock And Awe!' - see how many times YOUR size 10s can strike the head of outgoing US president George W Bush Sock and Awe! “this is a goodbye kiss from the people of NSC, dog!”

First dibs at ... 'Poppadom Preach' - Madonna

Anybody else looking forward IMMENSELY to this new documentary on the good Doctor that is in cinemas from today? The COGNOSCENTI will of course be spurning the Odeon as they would a rabid dog, in favour of the plush velour interior of the Duke Of York (screening 23rd December 4pm). It's what...

In fact I'm sure I did. One of me mates has been feeling pretty low for a year now; end of a fifteen year relationship, heart attack on Boxing Day (found near death on the Downs near his mountain bike by a dog-walker with darkness falling and the temperature dipping to zero) and then...

Morning Seeing as how there's always somebody can't make it to any event on the day due to unforeseen circumstances, any chance there could could be a standby list for those who will be definitely available to go to the Falmer Ceremony at very short notice and who missed out on the ballot. And...

It had to happen... Flickr: The Argus headlines (Brighton Hove) Pool Personal favourite: 'MUM GIVES BIRTH AT 70MPH' :lol:

As we used to say in the olden days... 'Set The Video' :thumbsup:

An afternoon full of surprises at Lewes yesterday. Not the result, which was the usual 1-0 defeat at home, but a first half that had FOURTEEN minutes of injury time (two nasty-looking stretcher jobs), an ill-advised giant Burton flag proudly boasting YELLOW ARMY :lol: and THAT H Block steward...

What with the Albion up in Scotland tomorrow, looking forward to first visit of the season to The Dripping Pan. Game's v Burton Albion, and it's sponsored by the just-launched Lewes Supporters Trust. All that and Harvey's too. And even if you're not allowed to drink it on the terraces anymore...

Yup, pissing it down in BN1 today, and likely to be all game BBC - Weather Centre - 24 Hour in Celsius for Brighton, United Kingdom Oh well

'Me, i'm just a lawnmower - you can tell me by the way i walk'

Anybody else apply for these? Filled in a form that came with me leckie bill about six months back, promising free energy saving bulbs. Thought yeah, right, as you do, but filled in the form anyway, and forgot all about it. And - blimey! - today they actually arrived. 1 x 40 watt, 1 x 60 watt...

PLEASE don't try and rip the punters off by selling the October issue in November. Said jokingly to the seller by the bridge tonight 'ho-ho hope you're not going to try and sell me the OCTOBER issue'. And f*** me, he was as well. Just won't do :nono:

Sorry, probably fixtures lurking somewhere down bottom with a dull thread title. But - jeez! - funny as all f*** tonight. Just before half-time. some kind of melee in the corridor between H Block and G Block. About a dozen stewards pile up the stairs. Next thing, right in front of me, they got...

... for at no point trudging up the steps and sqwauking 'Can you all sit down please'. Cos nobody was in any mood to sit down in a puddle of freezing water on a twentry five quid blue plastic seat. Fair play. Can it become an unspoken rule from here on in? Thanks.

I know I'm gonna get a ban for this but.... - Page 2 - North Stand Chat I'll start... 'Daft Bugger!' :D

The board are doing a fantastic job of keeping us out of administration. Always have done. It's a genuine achievement. However, there is a Doomsday Scenario which, although highly unlikely, is not beyond the realms of possibility, given the current state of play both on and off the pitch. Which...