I have today applied for the vacant post on here of assistant moderator. I think I have all the necessary qualifications so I await Bozzie`s decision.
If you have any opinions on the matter please feel free............
If you think I would delete all posts except Algie`s, Ernest`s and Looney`s...
Dear all,
I need some advice !
A few weeks ago i decided to fulfill my dream and go bass fishing. I
got my own little fishing boat and tried to get my partner to join
me, but she just never liked fishing. Finally, one day at the Bait &
Tackle Shop, I got to talking to Sam the shop owner who it...
After having their 11th child, a Liverpool couple decided that was enough, as the social wouldn't buy them a bigger bed and they weren't strong enough to nick one.
The husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children.
The doctor told him there...
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After the shock revalations that bearded men are watching the Albion I would like to ask the panel what they think of the Football Leagues deafening silence over the matter.
We have done great things in our sport...
Yesterdays Argus
A police firearms officer was hounded from her job by sexist cops who poked fun at her breasts and littered the station with topless magazine pictures, a tribunal heard.
PC Barbara Lynford said she was belittled by male colleagues while serving at Gatwick where she was the...
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Which NSC poster would you most like to have as a next door neighbour ?
I would go for hans kray fan club as he seems a nice family man who would let you borrow his lawnmower.
Are we a racist society or is it just the police who are so ? Or are there other reasons for the high black prison population ?
There are 2.3 million Black, Asian and Minority Women (BAME) in the UK, making up just under 4% of the total population of the UK. In 2002 BAME women made up less...
Does the panel agree with Sir Trevor Cuthbertson that intrinsically most black nations are either lazy or just plain corrupt and subsequently they will never pull themselves out of their economic mires or war torn wastelands.
Even allowing for their great resources there are so few success...
Just 4 weeks to go until The Falmer site is safe and Dick Knight will inform us as to how they will (or already have ) raise the money for our brand ,spanking new stadium. I presume finances will have to be in place within 3 months for a October start next year.
Is it 50 mill or has it gone up...
Morning Poem
I woke early one morning,
The earth lay cool and still
When suddenly a tiny bird
Perched on my window sill,
He sang a song so lovely
So carefree and so gay,
That slowly all my troubles
Began to slip away.
He sang of far off places
Of laughter and of fun,
It seemed his...
Now that the Falmer result is in and everyone has had their say lets get back to tackling the real issues.
Where would you rather live ? In a multi cultural ethnic city with a high crime rate or down here on the sedate south coast with a much lower crime rate but the big disadvantage of not...
Now I can appreciate having your house flooded is a pretty traumatic time for anyone.
But......................................... The way the tv stations have reported it.
''A disaster on an unprecented scale'' I heard today.
Tsunamis and earthquakes are disasters.
ITN - Friday, July 20 08:24 am
Childline are preparing to be inundated with calls from distraught Potter fans as the final book goes on sale at midnight tonight.
The phone counselling service has predicted that many young readers will be left feeling distraught if one or...
Wallace : as in Wallace and Gromitt.
I went out last night, had 14 pints and then couldn`t help but Wallace all over the hall carpet.
Plymouths : as in Plymouth Argyles
Pass me that lotion so as to ease me Plymouths.
This thread is for Bully and any others who are thinking of or indeed actually going through that hellish process known has GIVING UP.
Advice for these boys should be left here as they struggle through during the next couple of weeks.
Actually its a lot easier to give up nowadays if you do...