My great friend BORIS from RUSSIA has just been SACKED as a Security Guard at a Hove Co-Op.
In LIEU of any REDUNDANCY they let him take some FOOD to keep him going but he has DECIDED to SELL it as he NEEDS another flat screen TELLY and a smart PHONE.
He has THREE packets of out of date Honey...
Banned for either
a) being a duplicate account of another user, specifically used to circumvent a ban (if you believe the mods) or
b) impersonating another user to a worrying degree (if you believe the accused)
Don't think there's an actual dog owner thread on here, but our four legged friends seem to get a mention on lots of other threads, so I thought I'd start a thread for all dog owning and dog loving type posts and questions in one place. That way we don't have to bore the rest of NSC with our...
Back when I first started working in an office pretty much everyone took an hour break for lunch and more like two on Friday when you went to the pub (unless you were the poor sod working in the call centre). I think it was even written into employment contracts.
Even before the pandemic this...
I guess the money would cushion the blow but do we reckon that our Ben might have been casting a slightly green eye at our recent games, given his big team have finished below their local rivals and into the "shit" European competition? Or is it enough to be working in a team with such a clear...
Shouldn't really need the striker thread this summer, should we?
Assuming Welbz and Maupay stay and with Undav coming in and goals being scored from all over the pitch I'd say we were more than covered for the way we play.
B.W.2 can probably take the summer off :thumbsup:
A thread inspired by the vlog from the Ecuadorian guy and pitchside cam video.
It's quite clear from those that the guys under the police box (NSK I think) put a lot of effort into the atmosphere and their songs. However, from where I am (slightly north of centre circle in WSU, towards the...
You get to be King (or Queen) of the United Kingdom for a day and make 5 irreversible laws. What are they?
Mine:
The playing of Sweet Caroline out loud to be punishable by death.
Gregg Wallace to be made to tour Saudi Arabia in a Lady Gaga style shirt made of pork, with the words “big bold...
Anyone tuning in for the biggest League One game EVER tonight?
My word, it will be funny if Wednesday (:lolol:) lose.
We're all Wycombe though, aren't we?
A longer article here
https://www.northstandchat.com/content.php?913-Brighton-Stat-Attack-Stats-%96-One-Year-On
Nearly a year after I looked to see if the Premier League stats page could show why we were underachieving against xG, I've redone them for this season. Some interesting stuff and a...
I know we have a housing crisis but, on the face of it this is batshit mental isn't it?
https://www.brightonandhovenews.org/2022/04/29/architect-signals-new-future-for-portslade-station/
Taking people who need "more transient, shorter-term accommodation" and sticking them somewhere that is...
Might this be the best "singing the blues" weekend in quite a while? I can't honestly think of a better weekend for football all season.
Fill your boots if you want to read a load of Nigels crying
And as for Wilf......
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I am aware as to how this might go but I'm going to make an observation anyway, in case anyone has some background or decent sociological thought on this. On the walk to and from Seven Sisters from / to the ground the following incidents happened:
- Bloke walking along suddenly took a left turn...
Goal #1 - quick, direct, dare I say long ball
Goal #2 - absolute thing of beauty. Team goal, silky skills, great finish.
Perhaps you need the comfort of goal #1 to attempt goal #2.
???
Evening all.
Yes I do have Bozza 's permission for this.
On Saturday night at Lewes Con Club (conveniently after the game) there is a gig by a new band called Quatermass III supported by Artificially Yours with Pete Wiggs from St Etienne DJing. The band feature Gordon King (ex World of Twist...
Well?
We've got two weeks off now.
Chance to reset, get players fit and work on tactics?
Or will a malaise set in and even more players get injured on international duty?