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Who would have thought that Mr Burns taking over your football club would turn out badly?

And Villa need a point or more at Man U

Everyone dressed up as Steve Foster on my Stag do. I'm not sure the residents of Southport got the reference but I can highly recommend it as an atire

Of course I'm up myself I'm better than every Spurs fan I've ever met.

The Allah Parsons Project

The 2nd Bin luzz is the best. I've got Arthritis in my shoulders and I reckon I could launch it further than that. To be fair, the 1st is a cracking shot. All in all, that video has a Yates's Wine lodge circa 2002 feel about it.

We are far too easy to play against. How many chances have you seen opposition teams have this season with one or two simple passes that has someone rushing in in goal? Brentford being exhibit A. A problem exacerbated when Baleba isn't about. (Bournemouth are as bad, which is why our games...

Save the Guard of Honour for military bollocks where some disinterested Head of state is pretending to look at shiny shoes and funny hats. Liverpool can have their celebration this weekend. Stick Cilia on the tannoy, old episodes of Bread on the big screen and wheel out Jimmy Corkhill to...

Also, As a point of order, I think you will find his nickname is actually "Aussie idealess"

Man Utd all day long. I don't want to go to Walford on Sunday and watch those twats parade the trophy around in front of us especially after last weekends debacle. Glory Glory Man Utd.

I've probably mentioned earlier on this thread that I'm not Linekar's greatest fan - He's too far up his own arse for my liking and fails the "Would I fancy a pint with him" test but the amount of media attention he gets and column inches he generates because he isn't following one mainstream...

Pedro on bench. He has to earn his place back. I'd get him on at 60 - If nothing else, he tends to turn up when the big boys come to town, a cynic would say it's almost like he's playing for a move. Can't drop Webster for Dunk given we kept a clean sheet. Keep Lamptey and Minteh on the wings...

I get the idea but if a load have the same thinking surely this negates the tactic? It only really potentially works if you are the front of that secondary queue or somehow manage to get clean air. In that instance, there's argument for pitting again at the end of Lap 2.

I want one that talks to me like KITT

I think it was 37 countries this year who got to vote as the losing semi finalists also get to participate in the public vote. I think I read somewhere our highest public vote was 18th out of 25th. To be fair, it was a bit shit albeit not that shit.

I've given up. As someone going to Spurs, I'm hoping Man U win on Thursday so I haven't got to watch those ****s parade the trophy about That's literally all that's left

Evening Yoda

I'd argue it's worth getting 9th in case Man City get a points deduction and assuming 8th gets conference (I'd be trying to get 3rd from bottom if I was Ipswich or Leicester as well) but in all likelihood 9th is good for nothing.

I'm not so sure. London games have almost always bought out the dickheads. It used to be the further North you went, the away support was as you describe above but London has had Stone island, first pint virgin vibes for years. I'd agree there is a tendency to over celebrate goals. I reckon...

In the early 90s I was at Uni and popped along to Fulham away. I was on me own as I couldn't convince anyone to come along and watch that shit and I had had Glandular fever so one of the side effects was that I couldn't drink for 6 months and was in about month 3. Deep joy at 19 that. Anyway, I...