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I’m not sure this is true of all Aussies? I just asked an Australian online acquaintance and they said most Aussies generally don’t have strong feelings for or against meringue. I wonder where you heard they normally lean towards negativity with this dessert? All that aside, I am happy to hear...

Absolute scumbags. They’re f***ing fighting dogs, bred to kill. Having one around a f***ing baby? I wouldn’t have one anywhere near me for any length of time and I’m an adult male. New legislation needed. They need culling.

I did hear aboot this corporal right, and he’s in the third battalion this lad, but he’s right mean ok? And he gaans’ oot in Bangkok right, and all the prostitutes is coming up and saying ‘how much?’. And he’s goin’ ‘I’m not paying that’ right? And then this beautiful lassy comes up. She’s...

It’s like Inception… Frank Lampard’s Coventry lose, and Wayne Rooney’s Plymouth are featured in the second paragraph.

£100m. £100m or we take him to Chelsea. @ManOfSussex

Enjoy!!!

Plus I’m not going, and I have never seen us beat Palace. In fact, I’ve been to every Albion/Palace game since my teens and the only games I’ve missed we’ve won. Good omens

I think we’re better than them. I firmly believe we’ll turn up for this one and win comfortably, without it being a thrashing. 2-0 Albion, goal in each half.

I hope these words don’t come back to haunt me but I think it’s easily the best ref in the country and I think we’re in safe hands

Gutted to be missing this

Brilliant. Love Criswell’s introduction; “Greetings, my friend. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives.” Profound stuff

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Colin Hawkins scoring a bullet header into his own goal... I watched Ulloa’s penalty disappear into space near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain...

Oh don’t get me started on that whole debacle. I would definitely upset many posters here with my views on that absolute farce. But let’s not get OT….

Leeloo Dallas multipass

@ManOfSussex a big fat shot of director’s bitter… or a ladyboy

Probably not a bad thing for the pocketbook at £10 a pint

Terminator 2, although it straddles science fiction and action. A brilliant film with some of the best special effects ever (and they still hold up today, despite their age)

Chelsea are shopping in different markets to us, because they have consistently paid very high fees (not least to us for our best players) and pay among the highest wages in world football. Their two central midfielders alone cost over £200m. I don’t know why we “should be doing much better...

I’m saying the top sides are consistent, because they have mature, experienced top level professionals who can grind out performances week after week after week. I’m saying that our wins against Manchester City et al are a demonstration of the ability our players have, and the poor results...

Oh, and Everton, West Ham, Leicester, Palace and several relegated sides have spent over £500m since 2019, and it hasn’t brought them success. Our £200m (which, by the way, is still a net positive figure factoring in our huge sales) is a drop in the ocean compared to top sides. Manchester City...