Well done to you. I think we should reveal the times we were oddly excited by a gentle-handed chap, as he sheared away at our copse industrially.
I find in these clinics, that i have been back and forth to in recent times thanks to an achey ball, that really when someone touches you you ought...
I'm in a rather full STI waiting room. Probably another 10 or so teenagers to go. A different nurse comes out every few minutes calling out the name of the next invitee and one of them is a huge hootered beauty. I pray I am not to be tampered with by her and her likely delicate paws. TWANG!