Oliver Arblaster?
Has David Weir started recruiting players based on the collected works of Charles Dickens?
Who next? Nathaniel Backstick? Jeremiah Flatback-Phaw?
‘Jack Hinshelwood’ is more Dickensian than those.Good shout. I'm thinking Oliver Arblaster would be an earnest young farmer searching for a wife and twenty shillings with which to acquire more pigs, in whichever order.
We'd also have to go after James Ward-Prowse Esq (peevish editor of the Chatham & Rochester Chronicle), and master Harvey Elliott (simpleton apprentice to the village blacksmith).