[Misc] Man dies in strip club called Heaven

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Paulie Gualtieri

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Quite a fitting advert photo used by claims management company on the article

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Pavilionaire

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Jul 7, 2003
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There once was a fellow called Jock,
Who wanted some hands on his cock,
He went to a stripper,
But forgot he’s a tripper,
And dropped dead (while hard as a rock).
A horny old Scot from Loch Leven
Popped in a strip club at eleven
One sight of a knicker
And boom went his ticker
By twelve he was in Seventh Heaven
 


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