[Humour] Punchlines that don't need the build up

WATFORD zero

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• May 23, 2025

• #1

Don't tell him Pike
Nice Tits, where do you want the blinds ?
Brace yourself Rodney
These are small, but those are far away... Small, far away

 

Jack Straw

I look nothing like him!

Jul 7, 2003

7,353

Brighton. NOT KEMPTOWN!

• May 23, 2025

• #2

To get to the other side.

 

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nevergoagain

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Jul 28, 2005

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nowhere near Burgess Hill

• May 23, 2025

• #3

No emoji necessary ?

 

Weststander

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• May 23, 2025

• #4

Nice beaver.

 

AmexRuislip

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Ruislip

• May 23, 2025

• #5

We're going to need a bigger boat!

 

Weststander

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Withdean area

• May 23, 2025

• #6

Selhurst Park redevelopment.

 

Pevenseagull

meh

Jul 20, 2003

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• May 23, 2025

• #7

And I'm a locksmith

 

beorhthelm

A. Virgo, Football Genius

Jul 21, 2003

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• May 23, 2025

• #8

well it tastes like a prawn.

 

studio150

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On the Border

• Saturday at 1:01 AM

• #9

Tis only a flesh wound
No one expects the Spanish incusition

 

Albion my Albion

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• Saturday at 3:38 AM

• #10

Death cannot stop true love. ..

 

PTC Gull

Micky Mouse country.

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• Saturday at 4:11 AM

• #11

Four candles

 

jcdenton08

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• Saturday at 4:35 AM

• #12

Which was nice

 

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raymondo

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Wiltshire

• Saturday at 4:54 AM

• #13

He's from Barcelona

 

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raymondo

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Apr 26, 2017

9,763

Wiltshire

• Saturday at 4:55 AM

• #14

The Samaritans were busy, dear

 

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raymondo

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Wiltshire

• Saturday at 5:03 AM

• #15

knowing me, knowing you...aha!

 

Hamilton

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Brighton

• Saturday at 5:45 AM

• #16

He won’t sell much ice cream going at that speed.

 

Hamilton

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Brighton

• Saturday at 5:47 AM

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I am playing all the right notes but not necessarily in the right order.

 

Hamilton

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Brighton

• Saturday at 5:50 AM

• #18

What have the Roman’s ever done for us?
Splitter!
We found this spoon.
He’s not the messiah, he’s a very naughty boy.
Are there any women here?

(And every other line in the Life of Brian)

 

Flounce

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• Saturday at 5:57 AM

• #19

Pretentious, moi?

 

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Hamilton

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• Saturday at 6:03 AM

• #20

Tea Ern?