[Football] Matteta

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BluesRockDJ

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Watching him today made me wonder what our own French striker currently on loan at Le Harve, Sima, would look like in our squad.

 

Deadly Danson

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BluesRockDJ said:

Watching him today made me wonder what our own French striker currently on loan at Le Harve, Sima, would look like in our squad.

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I suspect comparing Sima with Mateta is like comparing Chris O'Grady with Peter Ward.

 

pigmanovich

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BluesRockDJ said:

Watching him today made me wonder what our own French striker currently on loan at Le Harve, Sima, would look like in our squad.

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He’s at Brest And he mainly plays off the left. But he’s done alright there, 11 goals in 36 games in all comps.

 

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BevBHA

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Other than the fact he’s Senegalese, prefers to operate on the left side of a front three and is on loan at Brest not Le Havre, I can see what made you think of him

 

Nobby Cybergoat

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BluesRockDJ said:

Watching him today made me wonder what our own French striker currently on loan at Le Harve, Sima, would look like in our squad.

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Well. Why don't you start a thread called "Sima"?

 

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BluesRockDJ

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BevBHA said:

Other than the fact he’s Senegalese, prefers to operate on the left side of a front three and is on loan at Brest not Le Havre, I can see what made you think of him

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Excuse me !

 

BNthree

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This thread is going well so far!

 

LamieRobertson

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BevBHA said:

Other than the fact he’s Senegalese, prefers to operate on the left side of a front three and is on loan at Brest not Le Havre, I can see what made you think of him

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Both surnames end with an ‘a’…must mean something? …
…nah your right lol

 

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Greg Bobkin

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Nobby Cybergoat said:

Well. Why don't you start a thread called "Sima"?

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Or at least one with the other fells' name spelled correctly

 

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JonnyCLately

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This. Is.Gold!

 

Mellotron

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I won't say the other reason Mateta might've made you think of Sima...







(that's right folks, they're both left-handed)

 

Gazwag

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pigmanovich said:

He’s at Brest And he mainly plays off the left. But he’s done alright there, 11 goals in 36 games in all comps.

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I think the thread starter has made a boob

 

BadFish

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Gazwag said:

I think the thread starter has made a boob

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You are being kind, he made a right tit of himself by not keeping aBrest of the situation when pointing out the Sima-larites between the two players.

 

Bakero

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• #14

Hakuna Mateta

 

Justice

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BluesRockDJ said:

Watching him today made me wonder what our own French striker currently on loan at Le Harve, Sima, would look like in our squad.

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Like he did in pre season? Crap I actually think he came on as a sub and then got subbed he was that bad.

 

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Lever

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Will we ever see him in our first team? He seems to have been 'our player' for a long time now.