Boris, Truss, May, Sunak none of these dangerous idiots would have been PM if it wasn’t for lucky Dave remember that he was a gambler who bet on 10 years of austerity keeping it going long after all of the economic research that allegedly supported the austerity push has been discredited. Widely touted statistical results were, it turned out, based on highly dubious assumptions and procedures – plus a few outright mistakes – and evaporated under closer scrutiny.
Lucky Dave only got to be PM through a very unlikely LibDem partnership under the pretext of a proportional referendum which as it turned out was rejected by the great British public Lucky Dave got away with that meanwhile Lucky Dave was busy using austerity to grind what public services were left further into the ground.
By the time of the next election Lucky Dave’s partnership with the LibDems was old hat but a new danger loomed large that of Labour so Lucky Dave had a cunning plan let’s give Scotland if thy ask for one a referendum on becoming an independent country, it worked a treat Scotland voted into power the only independence party standing and Labour lost all its power in Scotland meanwhile Lucky Dave was swept to power.
However on the horizon was good old man of the People little Nigel and UKIP which was gaining traction while not actually ever winning any seats they were taking chunks out of lucky Dave's future vote not to worry lucky Dave has a plan let’s finish UKIP once and for all a referendum on EU membership his luck finally ran out and as a result we had May, Boris, Truss, Sunak however as with all professional gambling Lucky Dave was never down about it you win some you loose some next time it’s all about the next time a completely unexpected return as foreign secretary has given Dave another chance and what a great time in history lucky Dave has reentered the game.
In my opinion no one comes close to Thatcher she was pure evil but Lucky Dave was incompetent a gambler who gambled our nation away so he gets my nomination as the worst PM since Thatcher.
Lucky Dave only got to be PM through a very unlikely LibDem partnership under the pretext of a proportional referendum which as it turned out was rejected by the great British public Lucky Dave got away with that meanwhile Lucky Dave was busy using austerity to grind what public services were left further into the ground.
By the time of the next election Lucky Dave’s partnership with the LibDems was old hat but a new danger loomed large that of Labour so Lucky Dave had a cunning plan let’s give Scotland if thy ask for one a referendum on becoming an independent country, it worked a treat Scotland voted into power the only independence party standing and Labour lost all its power in Scotland meanwhile Lucky Dave was swept to power.
However on the horizon was good old man of the People little Nigel and UKIP which was gaining traction while not actually ever winning any seats they were taking chunks out of lucky Dave's future vote not to worry lucky Dave has a plan let’s finish UKIP once and for all a referendum on EU membership his luck finally ran out and as a result we had May, Boris, Truss, Sunak however as with all professional gambling Lucky Dave was never down about it you win some you loose some next time it’s all about the next time a completely unexpected return as foreign secretary has given Dave another chance and what a great time in history lucky Dave has reentered the game.
In my opinion no one comes close to Thatcher she was pure evil but Lucky Dave was incompetent a gambler who gambled our nation away so he gets my nomination as the worst PM since Thatcher.
