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Simster

Simster

"the man's an arse"
Jul 7, 2003
54,230
Surrey
jcdenton08 said:
My four year old son has been learning Spanish for a few months now, but all he can say is the word "please".

That's poor for four isn't it?
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It depends. If all he has at his disposal to learn the language are text books then he'll have had to learn to read first. And maybe "please" was then the first word he picked up from that text book.

If what I surmise is correct, you'd have to say that was pretty reasonable progress and you should probably get off his f**king back.
 


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essbee1

Well-known member
Jun 25, 2014
4,153
Simster said:
It depends. If all he has at his disposal to learn the language are text books then he'll have had to learn to read first. And maybe "please" was then the first word he picked up from that text book.

If what I surmise is correct, you'd have to say that was pretty reasonable progress and you should probably get off his f**king back.
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After all, it's not the bleeding Spanish Inquisition. Or is it?
 










hart's shirt

hart's shirt

Well-known member
Jul 8, 2003
10,213
Kitbag in Dubai
jcdenton08 said:
My four year old son has been learning Spanish for a few months now, but all he can say is the word "please".

That's poor for four isn't it?
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Send him off to a Spanish boarding school.

He can be some Juan else's problem.
 








Tom Hark Preston Park

Tom Hark Preston Park

Will Post For Cash
Jul 6, 2003
70,330
jcdenton08 said:
My four year old son has been learning Spanish for a few months now, but all he can say is the word "please".

That's poor for four isn't it?
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Which reminds me...

My next door neighbour is Spanish. He's a fireman by trade. Recently his missus gave birth to beautiful twin boys. After careful consideration the proud parents decided to call them José and HoseB
 














bhafc99

bhafc99

Well-known member
Oct 14, 2003
7,097
Dubai
I think he’s doing ok, tbh.

Unlike my kid - I sent him to a school that’s supposed to be great at teaching French.

But on day one, rather than starting with “please” like your kid did, they apparently threw him straight into acting out some polite drama piece.

Me and the wife were furious. We’d hoped for “please” in French, not this civil play nonsense.
 






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