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Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle

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Oct 8, 2003

50,282

Faversham

• Apr 10, 2024

• #1

"Extraordinary, Holmes. How did you work out the killer was a Rastafarian?"

"Alimantado, dear Watson."

"Gosh, Holmes, you really were born for a purpose"

"It's my reason for living, old friend".

 

Is it PotG?

Thrifty non-licker

Feb 20, 2017

23,408

Sussex by the Sea

• Apr 10, 2024

• #2

No wonder they speak very Haile of him.

 

Simster

"the man's an arse"

Jul 7, 2003

54,227

Surrey

• Apr 10, 2024

• #3

une fois.


Poor.

 

Guinness Boy

Tofu eating wokerati

Helpful Moderator

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Jul 23, 2003

34,263

Up and Coming Sunny Portslade

• Apr 10, 2024

• #4

Nope. Gonna need more booze.

 

Cheshire Cat

The most curious thing..

Nov 4, 2006

11,453

Sitting on a bough of a tree a few yards off...

• Apr 10, 2024

• #5

I had to google that one. No idea otherwise.

 

Algernon

Well-known member

Sep 9, 2012

2,978

Newmarket.

• Apr 10, 2024

• #6

 

Tom Hark Preston Park

Will Post For Cash

Jul 6, 2003

70,321

• Apr 10, 2024

• #7

Something something Mad Professor. But enough about OP...

 

Coldeanseagull

Opinionated

Mar 13, 2013

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Coldean

• Apr 10, 2024

• #8

Even googling it I'm still clueless

 

Coldeanseagull

Opinionated

Mar 13, 2013

7,791

Coldean

• Apr 10, 2024

• #9

OP is off his meds again methinks

 

US Seagull

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Jul 17, 2003

3,330

Cleveland, OH

• Apr 10, 2024

• #10

Yeah, that's a deep cut. Too deep for me.

 

The Antikythera Mechanism

The oldest known computer

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Aug 7, 2003

7,809

• Apr 10, 2024

• #11

Best dressed chicken in town.

 

hart's shirt

Well-known member

Jul 8, 2003

10,212

Kitbag in Dubai

• Apr 10, 2024

• #12

 

E

essbee1

Well-known member

Jun 25, 2014

4,153

• Apr 10, 2024

• #13

Ban me please.....ban me, so I don't have to put up with this type of horseshit joke ever again.

 

Zeberdi

Brighton born & bred

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Oct 20, 2022

4,896

• Apr 10, 2024

• #14

It may be Alimantado for Holmes but clearly one needs to be able to think outside the box to solve problems with such clarity as elementary kids can testify:

 

Gabbafella

Well-known member

Aug 22, 2012

4,717

• Apr 10, 2024

• #15

 

Jack Straw

I look nothing like him!

Jul 7, 2003

6,888

Brighton. NOT KEMPTOWN!

• Apr 10, 2024

• #16

I assume I'm one of the few who got it immediately ital you?

 

Jack Straw

I look nothing like him!

Jul 7, 2003

6,888

Brighton. NOT KEMPTOWN!

• Apr 10, 2024

• #17

Handy fact for your pub quiz;
Sherlock Holmes' front door was bright yellow.

 

Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle

NSC Patron

Oct 8, 2003

50,282

Faversham

• Apr 11, 2024

• Thread starter
• #18

Jack Straw said:

I assume I'm one of the few who got it immediately ital you?

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Yep.

Some clueless gobshites on NSC these days.

For the record, I made that one up myself.

 

Zeberdi

Brighton born & bred

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Oct 20, 2022

4,896

• Apr 11, 2024

• #19

Harry Wilson's tackle said:

Yep.

Some clueless gobshites on NSC these days.

For the record, I made that one up myself.

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Hey I got it too - I even incorporated your use of ‘Alimontado‘ into a newly constructed sentence that I made up myself - it must have gone right over your head you clueless gobshite.

 

Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle

NSC Patron

Oct 8, 2003

50,282

Faversham

• Apr 11, 2024

• Thread starter
• #20

Zeberdi said:

Hey I got it too - I even incorporated your use of ‘Alimontado‘ into a newly constructed sentence that I made up myself - it must have gone right over your head you clueless gobshite.

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NSC has gone mad tonight. I think our dear leader has been drinking, and our dear Guinness drinker has been taking a leave of absence. Or drugs.

It's like the Marie Celeste WRT moderating, and deja vu allover again.

I'm off to bed now, Florence...