[Misc] Do you/would you have a poo whilst your partner is in the bath/brushing their teeth in the same bathroom?

Comrade Sam

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Jan 31, 2013

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• Mar 28, 2024

• #21

I think my wife would prefer if she wasn't in the house when I took a dump.

 

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Chandlers Ford

• Mar 28, 2024

• #22

Comrade Sam said:

I think my wife would prefer if she wasn't in the house when I took a dump.

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Or more likely that you weren't.

 

Swimboy64

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• #23

It happens from time to time
Mrs Swim sometimes reciprocates

 

Birdie Boy

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If I'm having a dump and the wife is brushing her teeth, she will walk out. If she is having a dump, I carry on brushing my teeth.

 

Swimboy64

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It’s not really a big deal
To quote Wayne Dyer “ When you change the way you see things,the things you see change”. Simple,ask your partner to give this principle a go it really changes your world

 

Cheshire Cat

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Sitting on a bough of a tree a few yards off...

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• #26

Change at Barnham said:

I sometimes wish I could find a way of not being in the room when I have a dump.

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Just open the window and let it all hang out.

But don't breathe in.

 

The Clamp

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Certainly not.

 

bhafc99

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Dubai

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Not the missus no, but I did once briefly date a girl who - on our very first night together, no less - happily swung the en-suite door open while siting on the toilet having a wee, so I come in and carry on chatting.

Yup.

Lasted about six weeks, that one.

 

Peacehaven Wild Kids

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The Avenue then Maloncho

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Still cracks me up

 

Papak

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Horsham

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4 x WCs in Papak towers so the situation would never occur fortunately.

 

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POSKETT AT THE VALLEY

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• Mar 28, 2024

• #31

Rather poo on the floor and pay 50 Euros.

 

US Seagull

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I wouldn't particularly have a problem with it, but Mrs S would not tolerate it at all. So it doesn't happen.

 

Peacehaven Wild Kids

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POSKETT AT THE VALLEY said:

Rather poo on the floor and pay 50 Euros.

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Sirnormangall

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• #34

I’d do it if I was gunning for a divorce, but I’ve yet to reach that point so I’ll tuck the idea away for future use if required.

 

Comrade Sam

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Jan 31, 2013

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Walthamstow

• Mar 28, 2024

• #35

Swimboy64 said:

It’s not really a big deal
To quote Wayne Dyer “ When you change the way you see things,the things you see change”. Simple,ask your partner to give this principle a go it really changes your world

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I think the issue is the way you smell things.

 

jackanada

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• Mar 28, 2024

• #36

Australia? Missed that part. A quick tale from camping in that genteel land.

A couple slope off from the campfire. Just as they pass into darkness the lady calls out:

Ahh shit bags, I forgot I'm on the rag. You'll have to crack us one up the shitter.

 

Petunia

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• Mar 28, 2024

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• #37

Guinness Boy said:

The Australian I'm A Celebrity. Where do they go?

I'm hoping they're dumped in a park in Barnsley and have to pass challenges where they eat Rustlers or over boiled vegetables, get chased by XL Bullies and drowned in pigeon shit. Think of it as a foreign exchange.

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I’m afraid that’s not the case although it would be quite funny!
They head off into the African jungle.

 

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sussex_guy2k2

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• Mar 28, 2024

• #38

Is it okay? Absolutely.

Would I do it ever? Possibly, in exceptional circumstances.

Would I avoid doing so at all costs? Definitely.

 

Scappa

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bhafc99 said:

Not the missus no, but I did once briefly date a girl who - on our very first night together, no less - happily swung the en-suite door open while siting on the toilet having a wee, so I come in and carry on chatting.

Yup.

Lasted about six weeks, that one.

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WTF had she been drinking?!

 

HastingsSeagull

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• Mar 28, 2024

• #40

Unless an absolute emergancy, then no