HangletonGull
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- Apr 10, 2023
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Try for one when I 1st wake up, mid morning, evening, depending on what eaten or drank another before bed
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[Misc] How many poos do you do each day?
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Normal Rob
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Whilst we are on the subject does anyone use, or know someone who uses, a poop knife to deal with monster turds?
- Apr 5, 2014
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This morning it was more like a huge, perfectly formed Tomahawk followed by a few clusters
SeagullinExile
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That’s what coat hangers are for!
Is it PotG?
Thrifty non-licker
Use your toothbrush.
SeagullinExile
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Before or after brushing my teeth?
albionfan37
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Sometimes I’ll have 2/3 a day and then I can go 2/3 days without doing any
- Nov 11, 2009
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Remember seeing on a stupid car sticker in late 80's.
"Nothing more over estimated than a bad shag.
Nothing more under estimated than a good shit"
In those moments where you're caught short and think you may actually shit yourself, that almost orgasmic relief once you get finally let go on the can, how true that is!
"Nothing more over estimated than a bad shag.
Nothing more under estimated than a good shit"
In those moments where you're caught short and think you may actually shit yourself, that almost orgasmic relief once you get finally let go on the can, how true that is!
SeagullinExile
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I shit myself after double dropping a couple of Dove’s back in the day....
AND I DIDN'T CARE!!
There is an app called poop map where you can track it
I am at a 1.6/1.7 daily average
US Seagull
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Ugh, anxiety totally does it for me and it pisses me off. On a regular day, I might go at least once, maybe twice. But if I'm anxious, even if I don't particularly anxious in my head, my bowels will beg to differ. The f**kers.
Also, when my morning coffee hits my fiber supplement from the night before? Oh boy, you better get out of the way.
Some times I wonder how Family Guy seems to know my life:
Surely this is invalid without cross referencing to the (aptly named) Bristol Stool Chart......?
https://www.england.nhs.uk/wp-content/uploads/2023/07/Bristol-stool-chart-for-carer-web-version.pdf
https://www.england.nhs.uk/wp-content/uploads/2023/07/Bristol-stool-chart-for-carer-web-version.pdf
sussex_guy2k2
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- Jun 6, 2014
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I’m an ectomorph that regularly exercises, so 2-3. Usually the equivalent of 1 per main meal.
I’ve asked the doctor about this before and they said it’s perfectly normal for one person to poo every few days and another person on the same food to poo 5 times a day. What you have to watch is if it changes despite no variables changing.
I’ve asked the doctor about this before and they said it’s perfectly normal for one person to poo every few days and another person on the same food to poo 5 times a day. What you have to watch is if it changes despite no variables changing.
The Fits
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- Jun 29, 2020
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I've spent many an hour staring at that chart. Felt like every young resident of Bristol found it amusing in the 2000s to have one on the toilet door.
I keep meaning to make up a double hanger affair to take a bog brush on one side and a breaker upper on the other.
I'm generally a two to three a day man but should I miss my ploportunity the next is often a bend blocker.
My son has been leaving grizzlies in the pan to beat away since he was 5. While he has got better at appropriately responding to poo fear his increase in size has meant I'm pushing his leavings round the corner at least twice a week rather than once.
Coalburner
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- May 22, 2017
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same here