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[Misc] How many poos do you do each day?

How many poos do you do each day?

  • Total voters
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GJN1

GJN1

Well-known member
Nov 4, 2014
1,231
Brighton
Given that we can talk about these things openly these days, I thought I'd start a poll. Me? I do four or five. I did the Bowel Cancer test thing I got through the post recently and that was all clear, so I suspect I'm OK.
 






Eeyore

Eeyore

Colonel Hee-Haw of Queen's Park
NSC Patron
Apr 5, 2014
23,599
There's no option for 1-2 ( a viable option that I fit into)
 
















nwgull

nwgull

Well-known member
Jul 25, 2003
13,798
Manchester
Depends on eating habits and excercise. It would normally be 1 good solid dump, but I seem to have a mild lactose intolerance so if I have cold milk for breakfast then it's usually 2, and going running will often get me moving as well so sometimes as many as 3.
 


SeagullinExile

SeagullinExile

Well-known member
Sep 10, 2010
5,711
London
Brian Fantana said:
Do you have IBS or similar? 4 or 5 per day seems a lot, but who knows. Poll results will be interesting.
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Or maybe they’re a Coprophiliac and just like talking about poo? ???
 


sydney

sydney

tinky ****in winky
Jul 11, 2003
17,754
town full of eejits
GJN1 said:
Given that we can talk about these things openly these days, I thought I'd start a poll. Me? I do four or five. I did the Bowel Cancer test thing I got through the post recently and that was all clear, so I suspect I'm OK.
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5 shits is ok for someone that thinks James Bond is a cock i suppose .......does it just sort of fall out of you like dirty washing...??
 






HeaviestTed

HeaviestTed

I’m eating
NSC Patron
Mar 23, 2023
1,477
I started the year with the goal of counting how many shits I had all year, I lost track at 79 a couple of weeks ago.

I will try again next year.
 






Normal Rob

Normal Rob

Well-known member
Jul 8, 2003
5,663
Somerset
Hmm - depends on how work is. Sometimes i pop for a poo if i fancy a break away from my desk. I may not need a poo of course, but sometimes just being there makes one come along. So to summarise, usually once a day, but if work days are slow maybe 2 or 3.
 




SeagullinExile

SeagullinExile

Well-known member
Sep 10, 2010
5,711
London
Normal Rob said:
Hmm - depends on how work is. Sometimes i pop for a poo if i fancy a break away from my desk. I may not need a poo of course, but sometimes just being there makes one come along. So to summarise, usually once a day, but if work days are slow maybe 2 or 3.
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Ahh...the old rabbit pellet poop break eh?
 










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