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Oh_aye

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Jul 8, 2022
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Im sure when yiu visit us you'll probably want information from us: so to try and second guess some of your questions - one thing you'll need to remember is Brighton is a very scary and violent place. Key areas to avoid:

Hanover area - you'll be accosted by Yoga teachers and part time mums trying to force you Into a downward dog.

Lewes Road Area - you'll be bored to death by social sciences students with dreadlocks going on about the environment

North Laine - you'll get robbed blind by coffee shops charging you 7 pounds for a poorly made coffee and dry croissant

Kemptown - well, if you're a good looking Italian fella, just...Good luck, basically.

Newhaven - the locals will attack you, knowing you're not from round there because you don't have gills

Portslade and Fishersgate - prepare yourself to be accosted by Reebok Classic wearing Taxi drivers who'll bore you to death about taking back.control and vaccination conspiracies

Hove - you'll be surrounded by Tarquin and Tabitha who'll beat you to death with tales of how much they could afford having sold their flat in London and how, like, it's so refreshing to be by the sea.

Be careful, it's a jungle out there.
 




StonehamPark

StonehamPark

#Brighton-Nil
Oct 30, 2010
9,781
BC, Canada
@GT49er

Press and hold over the entire text, and an option should come up (or an arrow leading to an option) to Google Translate, where you can then press/click and choose your output language.

I use NSC via my phone, and that is how I do it.
 










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A mex eyecan

Well-known member
Nov 3, 2011
3,319
Driver8 said:
Most with their knobs chopped off on the orders of a Pope, as I learned from a tour of the Vatican!
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no no, the Emperors todgers were always that size and small willies are genetic. and NO before you ask there is no foreign blood in my family and mines 12”
 














kojak

kojak

Well-known member
Jan 17, 2022
766
Oh_aye said:
Im sure when yiu visit us you'll probably want information from us: so to try and second guess some of your questions - one thing you'll need to remember is Brighton is a very scary and violent place. Key areas to avoid:

Hanover area - you'll be accosted by Yoga teachers and part time mums trying to force you Into a downward dog.

Lewes Road Area - you'll be bored to death by social sciences students with dreadlocks going on about the environment

North Laine - you'll get robbed blind by coffee shops charging you 7 pounds for a poorly made coffee and dry croissant

Kemptown - well, if you're a good looking Italian fella, just...Good luck, basically.

Newhaven - the locals will attack you, knowing you're not from round there because you don't have gills

Portslade and Fishersgate - prepare yourself to be accosted by Reebok Classic wearing Taxi drivers who'll bore you to death about taking back.control and vaccination conspiracies

Hove - you'll be surrounded by Tarquin and Tabitha who'll beat you to death with tales of how much they could afford having sold their flat in London and how, like, it's so refreshing to be by the sea.

Be careful, it's a jungle out there.
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oi! I'm from Newhaven

yeah,ok you're right 😂
 














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