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[Humour] Greg Wallace







Bry Nylon

Bry Nylon

Test your smoke alarm
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Jul 21, 2003
19,871
Playing snooker
edna krabappel said:
Love it. Gets up, buggers off to the gym. Comes back, reads for a bit, expects wife to have lunch ready. Graciously devotes an hour and a half to his autistic son, then gives himself another two hours to recover by playing computer games. Cooks dinner once a week (wife does all the other meals, either that or the mother in law he moved in so he didn't have to look after his own son) and then goes to bed.

What a dream it must be being Gregg Wallace's housemaid fourth wife.
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I liked, “I’ve got 18% body fat and a six pack.” Not quite sure how those two statements are compatible.
 


Bakero

Bakero

Languidly clinical
Oct 9, 2010
13,798
Almería
edna krabappel said:
Love it. Gets up, buggers off to the gym. Comes back, reads for a bit, expects wife to have lunch ready. Graciously devotes an hour and a half to his autistic son, then gives himself another two hours to recover by playing computer games. Cooks dinner once a week (wife does all the other meals, either that or the mother in law he moved in so he didn't have to look after his own son) and then goes to bed.

What a dream it must be being Gregg Wallace's housemaid fourth wife.
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You missed out the trip to the Harvester to meet his PA for sausages before lunch.
 


clapham_gull

clapham_gull

Legacy Fan
Aug 20, 2003
25,341
I'm getting chicken, I'm getting lemon. I'm getting lemon, I'm getting chicken. The lemon cuts through the chicken, leaving the palette with a chickeny lemon flavour reminiscent of chicken and lemon. Very clever. All it needs is a sauce to bring it together.

- How many potatoes have you got in there Ron ?
- Five million.
- Did you say you have five million potatoes in there Ron ?
- Yes I did Gregg.
- Wow - can I have a go ?

I've been writing his scripts for years.
 










Guinness Boy

Guinness Boy

Tofu eating wokerati
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Jul 23, 2003
34,213
Up and Coming Sunny Portslade
Colonel Mustard said:
I like Gregg Wallace. But there again I likE most things and people that are hated on NSC.
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Greg Bobkin

Silver Seagull
May 22, 2012
14,862
'... I'm quite the expert too...'

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Jimmy Grimble

Jimmy Grimble

Well-known member
Nov 10, 2007
9,768
Starting a revolution from my bed
 








Stat Brother

Stat Brother

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Jul 11, 2003
73,786
West west west Sussex
He clearly needs to take long suffering Helen to somewhere other than a Harvester.

'oh I think it's a lovely thing to do Mr Wallace, sir'.
'would you like me to proofread the article for you, sir'.
 














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