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[TV] The Apprentice 2024
- Thread starter drew
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Knocky's Nose
Mon nez est en Valenciennes..
There's one who looks like a 'Bo-Selecta' version of Meghan Markle. I did chuckle..
ElectricNaz
Well-known member
Every year they make the same mistakes.
Either they haven't watched any previous series, they're all thick as shit, or it's a bit of a fix to keep the crap ones in it for ratings and twitter conversation.
Or any combination of the above.
Either they haven't watched any previous series, they're all thick as shit, or it's a bit of a fix to keep the crap ones in it for ratings and twitter conversation.
Or any combination of the above.
Knocky's Nose
Mon nez est en Valenciennes..
Winds me up when Tim the Tailors Dummy says "Fink' and 'Fought' almost as much as little Shugs says 'We was..' and 'You was'
And yes, I'm a grammar snob and proud of it.
- Jul 10, 2003
- 25,876
The Apprentice series 1 - Brilliant TV
The Apprentice series 2 - Good, but I've got the idea
Big Brother series 1 - Brilliant TV
Big Brother series 2 - Good, but I've got the idea
IACGMOOH series 1 - Brilliant TV
IACGMOOH series 2 - Good, but I've got the idea
Jaws - Brilliant Movie
Jaws II - Good, but I've got the idea
Rocky - Brilliant movie
Rockie II - Good, but I've got the idea
Godfather - Brilliant Movie
Godfather II - Brilliant Movie
Godfather III - Good, but I've got the idea
You can see where I'm going, and I've even thrown in the exception that proves the rule
The Apprentice series 2 - Good, but I've got the idea
Big Brother series 1 - Brilliant TV
Big Brother series 2 - Good, but I've got the idea
IACGMOOH series 1 - Brilliant TV
IACGMOOH series 2 - Good, but I've got the idea
Jaws - Brilliant Movie
Jaws II - Good, but I've got the idea
Rocky - Brilliant movie
Rockie II - Good, but I've got the idea
Godfather - Brilliant Movie
Godfather II - Brilliant Movie
Godfather III - Good, but I've got the idea
You can see where I'm going, and I've even thrown in the exception that proves the rule
I'm not sure that the BBC would be willing to broadcast that.
Motogull
Todd Warrior
- Sep 16, 2005
- 9,867
Shame. It would be a fitting final episode.
The Wookiee
Back From The Dead
Looks like this series is going to be more like British Bake Off than The Apprentice
Watching it for the first time in about five or six years.
I see the quality of candidates is still positively subterranean.
I’m trying to see if there’s any fitties but there are too many jump cuts and quick pans to get a good look at their boats.
Early signs are not hopeful.
Usual gathering of f***-wits, narcissists, control freaks, delusional dum-dums, and disorganised, calamitous spong-heads.
Looking forward to it.
I see the quality of candidates is still positively subterranean.
I’m trying to see if there’s any fitties but there are too many jump cuts and quick pans to get a good look at their boats.
Early signs are not hopeful.
Usual gathering of f***-wits, narcissists, control freaks, delusional dum-dums, and disorganised, calamitous spong-heads.
Looking forward to it.
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Pevenseagull
Anti-greed coalition
- Jul 20, 2003
- 19,649
Yea, but...The Apprentice series 1 - Brilliant TV
The Apprentice series 2 - Good, but I've got the idea
Big Brother series 1 - Brilliant TV
Big Brother series 2 - Good, but I've got the idea
IACGMOOH series 1 - Brilliant TV
IACGMOOH series 2 - Good, but I've got the idea
Jaws - Brilliant Movie
Jaws II - Good, but I've got the idea
Rocky - Brilliant movie
Rockie II - Good, but I've got the idea
Godfather - Brilliant Movie
Godfather II - Brilliant Movie
Godfather III - Good, but I've got the idea
You can see where I'm going, and I've even thrown in the exception that proves the rule
Paddington ... Brilliant movie
Paddington 2 ... Even better movie
LamieRobertson
Not awoke
Sounds like the bbc has dropped its policy of diversity if they are all morons and no cute women (I’ve read the thread) …gave this up five or so years ago….maybe a cure for insomnia?
LamieRobertson
Not awoke
Beach Hut
Brighton Bhuna Boy
Lord Sugar needs firing, two weeks in a row I disagree with him.
Asif is an almighty weasel and should have been fired, grrr
Asif is an almighty weasel and should have been fired, grrr
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
So they're supposed to produce high-end mini cheesecakes this week (after the culinary f*ck-ups last week). Shock horror, the cheesecakes looked like absolute shite, no better than if I'd had a bash at it after 5 minutes training.
What ASTONISHED me is that some punters in London were prepared to pay £6+ for one of those crumbling scabby little pieces of cack. One bloke even bought a bunch of them for his family, £32!! KINELL
Christ knows what London Dungeon were charging their punters for them after getting roasted to the tune of £11 each. Mindboggling.
What ASTONISHED me is that some punters in London were prepared to pay £6+ for one of those crumbling scabby little pieces of cack. One bloke even bought a bunch of them for his family, £32!! KINELL
Christ knows what London Dungeon were charging their punters for them after getting roasted to the tune of £11 each. Mindboggling.
I don't disagree with your assessment of Asif but come on, that Paul was an absolute moron. That task was lost because of his inability to read the room over chocolate and his astonishing lack of negotiation skills. He was useless, although not as useless as Vridi was last week and he survived.
Surely Virdi and Asif will be out soon enough.
HangletonGull
Well-known member
- Apr 10, 2023
- 1,388
The girls are mikes ahead of the boys, what I don’t get is ar they allowed to google anything?
No, they aren't allowed to Google anything, otherwise things like the shopping/haggling task would be incredibly easy, they'd just source all the stuff online rather than having to use a Yellow Pages.
Recent series the show has become a lot more about stitching the candidates up than actually seeking how good they are to be honest, they often have to come up with their exact concept before they have met the corporate client for instance, like having to plan an entire away day including food without even knowing who the client is or what they expect. It's a proper hiding to nothing