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[Albion] Pascal Gross chant
- Thread starter lq1300
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West Upper Seagull
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Could be a very short lived chant though if we don’t go all the way to Dublin ! And even if we did win it, the last line would still need to change for next season.
For longevity you could replace ‘to win the EL’ with ‘To Sussex by the Sea’ and then need to think of a catchy last line. Was trying to think of something that referenced Der Kaiser !
telboyWotR
New member
- Dec 16, 2023
- 1
To the tune of Another One Bites the Dust:
Duh duh duh
Another Cruyff turn from Gross,
Duh duh duh,
Another Cruyff turn from Gross,
And another Cruyff turn
And another Cruyff turn
Another Cruyff turn from Gross
HE'S GONNA GET YOU TOO!
Another Cruyff turn from Gross
Duh duh duh
Another Cruyff turn from Gross,
Duh duh duh,
Another Cruyff turn from Gross,
And another Cruyff turn
And another Cruyff turn
Another Cruyff turn from Gross
HE'S GONNA GET YOU TOO!
Another Cruyff turn from Gross
scoobiewhite
Well-known member
I was thinking about a chant to the tune of 'Heads and shoulders, knees and toes' because everyone knows that tune...
When we need assists its Pascal Gross, Pascal Gross
When we need a goal its Pascal Gross, Pascal Gross
And if you try to stop his twinkle toes
Hell turn you inside out its Pascal Gross, Pascal Gross
When we need assists its Pascal Gross, Pascal Gross
When we need a goal its Pascal Gross, Pascal Gross
And if you try to stop his twinkle toes
Hell turn you inside out its Pascal Gross, Pascal Gross
scoobiewhite
Well-known member
Its certainly got his name in there plenty of times
scoobiewhite
Well-known member
Thats a good one
Is it PotG?
Thrifty non-licker
We can't get the tempo of SbtS correct, good luck with this one
TudorApples
Member
- Nov 4, 2019
- 38
To the tune of Let’s Groove by Earth, Wind & Fire:
Pascal Groß
He’s scoring goals
He’s onside (onside)
All the time
Pascal Groß
He’s scoring goals
He’s onside (onside)
All the time
Alba Badger
Well-known member
I still stand by my Pascal Gross sung to the tune of "Baby Shark..."
Pascal Gross doot doot de doot de doot, Pascal Gross doot doot de doot de doot, Pascal Gross doot doot de doot de doot, PASCAL GROSS and repeat.
I don't care what you think, it works and is great. *sticks tongue out and blows raspberry
Pascal Gross doot doot de doot de doot, Pascal Gross doot doot de doot de doot, Pascal Gross doot doot de doot de doot, PASCAL GROSS and repeat.
I don't care what you think, it works and is great. *sticks tongue out and blows raspberry
Gazwag
5 millionth post poster
Been singing "Another assist for Gross" for ages
He’s Pascal Gross and he is f**king good
Dur-dur, Dur-dur-dur-dur, Dur-dur…
He plays in all positions, yeah, that's understood
Dur-dur, Dur-dur-dur-dur, Dur-dur…
He came from a German city which is on the Rhine
Dur-dur, Dur-dur-dur-dur, Dur-dur…
To become our greatest player of all time
Dur-dur, Dur-dur-dur-dur, Dur-dur…
[repeat]
Dur-dur, Dur-dur-dur-dur, Dur-dur…
He plays in all positions, yeah, that's understood
Dur-dur, Dur-dur-dur-dur, Dur-dur…
He came from a German city which is on the Rhine
Dur-dur, Dur-dur-dur-dur, Dur-dur…
To become our greatest player of all time
Dur-dur, Dur-dur-dur-dur, Dur-dur…
[repeat]
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Man of Harveys
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Just repurpose the Caicedo one.
Pascal Gross, he came from Germany, to…ach scheisse. Nothing rhymes. I even used this: https://www.rhymezone.com/r/rhyme.cgi?Word=germany&typeofrhyme=adv&loc=advlink
Pascal Gross, he came from Germany, to…ach scheisse. Nothing rhymes. I even used this: https://www.rhymezone.com/r/rhyme.cgi?Word=germany&typeofrhyme=adv&loc=advlink
Keith the Kipper
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Aye aye Pascal Pascal Gross. Singing aye aye Pascal Pascal Gross. Singing aye aye Pascal, aye aye Pascal, aye aye Pascal Pascal Gross (with due respect to Ashley Barnes!)
Man of Harveys
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I like it
mejonaNO12 aka riskit
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Ting Tings - Shut up and let me go
Shut up, it's Pascal Gross
He's class, I tell you so
Like the last time, you will watch his hips
He'll Cruyff turn and off he goes
Shut up, it's Pascal Gross
He's class, I tell you so
Like the last time, you will watch his hips
He'll Cruyff turn and off he goes
mejonaNO12 aka riskit
Well-known member
There She Goes - The La's
Pascal Gross
Pascal Gross again
What a football brain
And you just can't contain
He's Cruyff turned you again
Pascal Gross
Pascal Gross again
What a football brain
And you just can't contain
He's Cruyff turned you again
scoobiewhite
Well-known member
Will people know the tune? Im an old fart, Ive heard of the Ting Tings, but couldnt hum the tune, thats why classics, nursery rhymes etc work so well
mejonaNO12 aka riskit
Well-known member
The Specials - Ghost Town
This turn (aaaahhhh)
It's coming, it's a Gross turn
This turn (aaaahhhh)
It's coming, it's a Gross turn